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second resort 

a male/female (usually female) who comes "second". Second as in the other option. An exceptional person, but always comes after someone else. Who in majority of most others' opinion are better in every way possible than the second resort. Most times, second resorts and the better someone have a relationship with each other. Not as in lovers, but it can either be friendship, enemies, sisters, brothers, or cousins.

People women in particular who are second resorts, often feel jealousy with the better someone.
example #1-
Eric: Hey, Matt! Who ya gonna' ask out to the dance?
Matthew: I don't know. I was thinking of asking Madison.
Eric: What about Madeline? She's hot too. *winks at Madeline*
Matthew: I dunno, man. She seems like a second resort.
Eric: Hmmm, maybe. Madison is hotter though.
Matthew: Exactly.
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Madeline and Madison are twins, not identical, but twins. Both are extremely beautiful. But with most guys, they'd choose Madison over Madeline. Only because Madison is prettier in the face, or has better legs. Who knows?
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example #2-
Gracie: Madeline! Gerold likes you!
Madeline: Oh, really?
Gracie: Yeah, really!
Madeline: Humph, must've mistaken me for Madison.
Gracie: *confused look*
Madeline: I'm a second resort. I'm only pretty for awhile, but one look at my sister, and you're blown away. You forget about me, and pay attention to her, and only her.
Gracie: Oh. Well, I'm sure Madison'll be happy to hear the news about the boys
Madeline: Of course, it's her daily routine.
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Now, Madeline is completely aware that people think of Madison as the "better twin". She gets jealous often, and her sister is completely unaware of it.

What should Madeline do?

you tell me.
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(all names in the examples are merely fictional, and their real characters are sworn to secrecy, for privacy issues, by me, kristina b.)
second resort by adsfj;lk July 29, 2007
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resort fling 

A short but sweet romance that happens when you meet someone on vacation. It makes your trip that much more enjoyable and special.
I had the hottest resort fling in Maui. Long walks on the beach, late night swimming under the stars. It was over as soon as it started but something ill never forget.
resort fling by bioluminescence December 3, 2014
a place that is looked down upon as a popular destination for vacations because it is filled with overweight baby boomers and not fit for the traveler who carries a backpack and like to 'rough it'.
This place is far too resorty for me.
resorty by H.D. Cameron May 11, 2016

Resortist 

Someone who goes or spends time at a resort.
The resortist walks to the pool to tan in the sun.
Resortist by Kkkellie April 13, 2017

Universal Orlando Resort 

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

tps reports

Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.
For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".
tps reports by Sputnik September 9, 2004

last resort shit 

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.