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Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.
RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"
RED by wiggly22 November 15, 2009
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-verb
1. Uncontrollable rage with no apparent catalyst; to strike someone for no particular reason.

-noun
1. A person with no control over their temper.
Verb: He just pulled a red on that guy and sent him to the hospital.

Noun: Look at that red wailing on that guy for no reason.
Red by Hunter S. Samson February 17, 2010
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A cigarette from a "red" box of marlboro cigarettes.
Hey, gimme one of your reds.
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