rake yohn 

What a rake does when it is tired.

The rake yawned after spending the night without sleeping.

rake yohn by Urbandictionary.com February 21, 2004

Rake Yohn 

Crazy guy with long hair. loves woodeewooing

Rake has a huge tattoo of the word FUCK on his side

Rake Yohn by beerisgood February 24, 2004

rake yohn 

Friend of Bam Margera and member of the CKY crew from West Chester, PA. Known for his long hair and bad teeth. Works as a chemist.

Rake Yohn is the guy on the cover of CKY2K.

rake yohn by EJL December 17, 2003

rake yohn 

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

rake yohn by veep February 29, 2004

rake yohn 

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.

"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."
-CNN.com, February 10, 2004

rake yohn by James Martin March 10, 2004

rake yohn 

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

rake yohn by Gumba Gumba February 16, 2005

rake yohn 

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

rake yohn by James Lowe October 17, 2004