A great place to kidnap children.
"Let's go to Toys r us to kidnap kids!"
"Kidnap? Won't we get arrested?"
"No silly! I'm a cop myself"
by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017
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Someone who doesn't want to grow up. Comes from the commercial jingle "I don't want to grow up 'cause I'm a Toys R Us kid..."
Your mom got into another boozy cat fight? Jeez, she's such a Toys R Us kid.
by Ringos Tar July 7, 2011
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Chicks r' us is a special young man who likes to drive a nissan quest with a ridiculous amount of electrical problems. He is usually found working at an arcade or at his house playing fifa. He is known for posting anonymous messages on his story and having the most school spirit.
chicks r' us:) has so much school spirit.
by jcatt678 March 3, 2023
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In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"
Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here
by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021
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