puma

a dirty, smelly, generally disgusting vag (pronounced "pew-ma")

"Man, I smelled the worst puma in the hostel last night..."

by la sirenita September 8, 2006

puma

A name brand of clothing that my boyfriend Jesse wears.

" Jesse lookz hella hott in that puma sweater."

by Chanel December 20, 2003

puma

A woman in her 50's or higher who frequents bars or any other pubic place with the goal of finding and attracting younger men.

Friend 1: Look at that cougar over there.
Friend 2: Dude, she's at least 52, she's a puma - RUN!

by stclair May 10, 2010

puma

A human female cougar is a woman who is roughly 50+ and tries to date men in their 20's.

Therefore a puma is a woman 40+ who also tries to date men in their 20's.

That puma is macking on Jarod who just got out of high school.

by Nancy0000 July 27, 2010

Puma

A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

When Megan Fox becomes a puma, she'll probably look like a jaguar.

by LadyByrd October 14, 2011

PUMAS

the most KICKING ASS SHOES IN THE WORLD
used for various things-walking, running, soccer, curbstomping emo kids

emo-hey look at my kick ass etnies
person with pumas- hey,taste the curb

by ThePoorGuy September 3, 2006

Puma

One step before cougar

Random Downtown Smiley Puma: "look at you all dressed up"

Me: "you're a lil puma aren't you?"

Puma: "what's a puma?"

Me: "like one notch before a cougar"

by Mbenji September 6, 2013