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procrastination 

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.

procrastination 

Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
procrastination by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010

Procrastination 

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.
Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.
Procrastination by Elburno February 24, 2008

Procrastination 

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.
Procrastination by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016

Procrastination 

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being
you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
Procrastination by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022

Procrastination 

the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P
Procrastination is the way!
Procrastination by peace143 February 7, 2010