A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart personrealises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.