either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan
presidents suck up to make it far in politics
by lemonpartyfan April 5, 2007
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Someone, somehow worse, then George W. Bush

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A silly goose!
Timothy: wow, did you see The President? He is such a retard! Timothot: No, he is the definition of a retard.
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The top elected political position in the United States.
G W Bush wishes he had been elected president by the voters instead of being selected by the Supreme Court -
more voters vote in elections than do SC Justices in a case.
by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003
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They bumped hip-hop in the club all night, so the place was full of presidents.

Wow that's a crowd of fat presidents.
by Vox Populi March 22, 2009
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a useless figurehead made during early democracy to show the rest of the world that a country with this government has one leader.(which couldnt be more wrong) the only power given to him(that is legal and people know about)is the power of veto and general status at time of war. this should be considered a useless form of government due to this. governments like a republic with an elected chancellor or parliament with an elected prime minister are by far superior and get things done, intead of acting like bumbling retards and barely ever making governmental progress.
The U.S. president is a complete figurehead and joke.
by _shadowfoot_ July 31, 2008
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Person who is smarter then you in every way because he/she is the leader of a country.
Dumb Person: Man i hate our president he is such an idiot.
Smart Person: Well what do you do.
Dumb Person: Well i am-
Smart Person: NOT THE PREIDENT!

by The Great American August 13, 2008
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a position that somehow anybody is qualified for. no matter how little politicaly inexperienced or orange one may be.
Bob: did you see who the new president is?
Joe: yeah i'm not surprised. anybody can be president i guess
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