by I'm Not jewish August 29, 2005
A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.
Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak
by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012
the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.
by Klevs 1234234 June 17, 2010
James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
by to ten chlopak December 3, 2007
by senk June 10, 2009
by bubytruby June 13, 2020
An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
by SEO1988 January 20, 2010