Guy 1: Where did Lisa and Tom Go?
Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.
Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.
Guy 2: Oh, I think they are taking a shower.
Guy 1: Oh, they must be playing Penn State.
by SmittyBeastonPA November 24, 2011
School in central Pennsylvania, known for football more than anything else. Students know how to party only because there's nothing else to do within 100 miles. Students usually graduate with a degree in drinking and are virtually assured a job at Wal-Mart or Giant Eagle. Fears include panthers, cities and knowledge.
by panther75 March 24, 2006
The greatest school on the face of the fucking earth
greatest football coach to ever walk a sideline
kick ass people
and pitt sucks so does penn
great bars
if anyone was at the penn state ohio state game last year ranked as one of the loudest college games in history
huge stadium 107,282 capacity second in the nation who is beat by michigan with 107,501 capacity
with Pitt only had 56,150
greatest football coach to ever walk a sideline
kick ass people
and pitt sucks so does penn
great bars
if anyone was at the penn state ohio state game last year ranked as one of the loudest college games in history
huge stadium 107,282 capacity second in the nation who is beat by michigan with 107,501 capacity
with Pitt only had 56,150
by cmen92 October 5, 2006
1) A college very much like four extra grades of high school located in central Pennsylvania.
2) The largest congregation of cattle and red necks east of the Mississippi.
3) The only school on Earth where "Do you want fries with that?" is a major.
2) The largest congregation of cattle and red necks east of the Mississippi.
3) The only school on Earth where "Do you want fries with that?" is a major.
At first I thought my son went to the state penn, but then I became really embarassed when I learned he'd actually gone to Penn State.
by Joes Dead July 3, 2005
A highly popular term in the Pennsylvania area used to decribe a person being convinced to drink the most alcohol they have ever drank.
Usually used when the "convincer" is talking about the "convincee".
Usually a Penn Stater is used to turn a novice drinker into a pro.
Usually used when the "convincer" is talking about the "convincee".
Usually a Penn Stater is used to turn a novice drinker into a pro.
"My roommate got Penn Stated last night! He had about 10 Peppermint Pattie shots, and 15 beers."
"Happy 21st Birthday! You're gettin' Penn Stated tonight!!"
(Waking up terribly hungover) "Jeez, I musta got Penn Stated hardcore last night.......who's this girl?"
"Happy 21st Birthday! You're gettin' Penn Stated tonight!!"
(Waking up terribly hungover) "Jeez, I musta got Penn Stated hardcore last night.......who's this girl?"
by The World Famous July 8, 2006
The best college in the world. It is where Pitt students would like to be deep down inside. It is the third largest city in Pennsylvania during home football games. Penn State is made up of some great people and also some ass holes, but it is still much better to converse with a Penn State ass hole than a cool student at Pitt. A football game at Penn State will have over twice as many people at it as a Pitt game, mostly because Pitt football is a joke. There have been reports of people committing suicide after attending a panther’s game because it was so boring.
Joe Pa's preacher: what would you like heaven to be like Joe?
Joe Pa: I'm already in heaven? I am the Penn State football coach...
Joe Pa: I'm already in heaven? I am the Penn State football coach...
by herewegoagain April 20, 2009
A girl with a nice body but a busted face. Comes from the Maryland band the Grilled Lincolns, who use Penn State as code to describe a butter faced girl without her knowing what is being discussed. Originally referenced the Penn State football team, which has a "tight uniform but an F'ed up helmet."
Rit - "Look at them Penn Staters over there"
Tron - "I would have to have like 8 Newcastles to hit that"
Tron - "I would have to have like 8 Newcastles to hit that"
by TripleChris June 27, 2005