moopheus 

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

moopheus by Dan December 24, 2003

Morpheusing 

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

Morpheusing by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

Morpheas 

He's a hot ass boned-up jew who can dick you down any day of the week even if you're a guy or girl.

"ayo you heard about Morpheas, he just gave some dude a sloppy Samsung guak guak triple squat 720 landslide on this dudes cock in the back alleyway over there"

Morpheas by blazingsemitruck42069 January 19, 2022

Morphus 

When something is so unbelievably cringe to the point of self deprecation in which then spawns the constant feeling of suicide and self harm.

This shit has me MORPHUS!

Morphus by weial August 2, 2022

morphius 

A name for a person who steals food discretely

(When a person is defined as so you must stick a paper on the back of their shirt saying morphius kick me)

Joe is a not a bro he is a morphius, so it is my duty to put the paper on his back so that he suffers the pain we do

morphius by Not a morphius January 21, 2025

Morphius Dumbassius 

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it

Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed

Morphius Dumbassius by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025