Monopoly

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything

Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf

by Not Mike Prata March 11, 2010

Monopoly

The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.

"Jeezus Rayhan, stop doing a Monopoly and asking the time. I can see a wrist watch on your arm!!"

by FMorgano April 16, 2014

Monopoly

Playing "Monopoly" is a synonym phrase for having sex.

(If parents are around)

"Man... I played Monopoly with Suzie... I got all the way to Boardwalk, and passed GO."

by Le Phwah February 20, 2009

Monopoly

69...need I say more?

Lets go into my room and we can play Monopoly!

by Megan September 11, 2004

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by Super Shmee February 18, 2008

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someones head by making up a rondom words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just jiberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please dont forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you dont its gonna be a big problm for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Dan Dune May 11, 2007

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020