1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.
2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'
3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'
4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."
5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.
2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'
3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'
4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."
5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.
person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'
person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'
person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'
hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'
person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'
person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'
hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'
by monslepathy October 26, 2010
A hardcore prick. Indonesian. Drag raced professionally, a devotee of hos over bros, a cheap motherfucker, and a constant compulsive masturbater. Dwells with parentals, has zero luck with punanis, twats, cunts, or any clamlike part of the female anatomy.
Ya he monned out on our plans so he could stay home and bate.
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!
by big dawg chairboi September 15, 2008
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The Salopian way of saying 'mate'. Short for monner. Also, a 'proper monner' is a stereotypical Salopian lad from the depths of Shropshire.
Q) 'Ow do, mon?
A) Sound mon.
Q) How do you do, mate?
A) Good, mate.
See John over there? He's a proper monner, him. Never left Baschurch his whole life.
A) Sound mon.
Q) How do you do, mate?
A) Good, mate.
See John over there? He's a proper monner, him. Never left Baschurch his whole life.
by coanlilounms January 27, 2015
by full-time-druggo November 4, 2019
by PotatoJedi November 17, 2017
A word that is used when addressing another person, rather than using their full name. This word is typically used during conversation and replaces some of the other boring, null words such as: dude, bro, man. This word sounds a lot cooler than those other words when using it.
This word has to be said in a particular way. Typically, the word that is being used before ‘mon’, has to be dragged on and emphasized to make ‘mon’ sound more beast. For example, instead of saying "it's alright mon", you would say "it's alriiiiiiight mon" and it sounds a lot cooler than saying "it's alright dude".
This word has to be said in a particular way. Typically, the word that is being used before ‘mon’, has to be dragged on and emphasized to make ‘mon’ sound more beast. For example, instead of saying "it's alright mon", you would say "it's alriiiiiiight mon" and it sounds a lot cooler than saying "it's alright dude".
Barry: I'm sorry for what I did to you last Thursday, it was totally uncalled for.
David: It's okaaaay mon.
David: It's okaaaay mon.
by Sean Mon December 15, 2018