by Porth January 31, 2005
Person 1: "I haven't showered in a week."
Person 2:"That is so MAGOO!!"
Person 1: "She wears garters all the time."
Person 2: "Well, that's 'cause she's MAGOO."
(When in a sticky situation:) "Sorry about that, I am so MAGOO."
Person 2:"That is so MAGOO!!"
Person 1: "She wears garters all the time."
Person 2: "Well, that's 'cause she's MAGOO."
(When in a sticky situation:) "Sorry about that, I am so MAGOO."
by Magellan Greenbean April 20, 2006
Magoo is the process for pulling sick days at work just because you can be bothered to turn up. This phenomenon was first started by the legend Alvin Magoo
Magoooooooooo on Friday
by Magoo Master July 6, 2009
Magoo:A state of being.Usually describing the appearance or emotion(s)of how one may look or feel; particularly any feeling(s) of strange, weird, out-of-body, disorder, and chaos. A universal word used to discribe anything including, but not limited to, taste, smell, sight, touch, and anything else, one may wish to use the word for.
by Henry DeVille April 30, 2006
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 26, 2019
by nomadcanuck January 6, 2012
A noun or a verb.
A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.
This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.
To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.
This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.
To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.
The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
by Cassiodorus September 19, 2012