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making love 

A phrase of ambiguous import, known only to the female of the species. Males have an entirely different understanding of the same even.
Paula: It was so romantic: we walked on the beach, sipped wine, and when we got back to his place, Barry Manilow was playing softly. He wasn't in a hurry or anything and before long we were making love.

Paul: Jesus, it took for ever; cost me some cheap wine and a goddamn faggot Barry Manlow CD, but we finally got to pound pee holes before the playoffs!
making love by hoze-a January 23, 2007

Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

Making love 

Something women do while guys are screwing them.
#1 girl: What did you & Sean do last night?
#2 girl: Sean & I spent the entire evening making love.
Making love by CorkyF June 27, 2012

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

making love 

What a man thinks a woman is doing when he is fucking her but really is faking.
Tiffany: "I'm getting so sick of having to fake it with jimmy, he thinks I'm making love to him while he's just getting a nut. He really believes he's blowing my mind. What men don't know."

Amy: "Oh, I know girl. You make a few moans and they think they got ya!"
making love by Nikki B May 16, 2006

making love 

What a woman does while a man fucks her.
I was too busy fucking that chick to notice if she was making love or not.
making love by jbg August 3, 2005