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Leftover Koppel 

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.
"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."
Leftover Koppel by Dave Koppel July 28, 2008
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Leftover Wine

A mythical ingredient called for in many recipes. The internet also boasts multiple ways to use up any of the so-called "Leftover Wine", similar to the way the internet has articles on training your unicorn.
"You can freeze leftover wine in ice-cube trays to be used in recipes at a later date" -The Internet
Leftover Wine by swiftk June 11, 2013

leftevers 

Leftovers packed and stored neatly in the fridge despite everyone knowing that they will never be eaten, only thrown out once they start to grow mold.
"Where's the German mustard?" "Look behind the leftevers in the red bowl."
leftevers by SomeDave July 8, 2009

leftover crack 

1. an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic and anti-facist organization rocking the 40 oz.

2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.

3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
God, dude, that Leftover Crack show was the best concert i've ever went to. Did you hear about those cowardly skinhead riots afterwards? I wish those close-minded bigots would actually listen to the words of Stza and the crack rock steady beat. I think the world would be a better place.
leftover crack by thepinktarantula December 15, 2004

Eating Leftovers

To hook up up with a girl who's already seen action that night.
1-"Yo, I just got dat nut with Sally."
2-"You know you were just eating leftovers from Tim, don't you?"
1-"Aw sick. Where's the bathroom?"
Eating Leftovers by Mac, February 24, 2008

leftover crack 

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.
I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!
leftover crack by Aaron July 5, 2003

Lubed Up Leftovers 

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.