A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.
Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....

Mandy: Negro please. Kiss my swag!
Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...

Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.
Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!
Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!
by Kp-Spears June 6, 2009
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a term used by whackjobs to insult another whackjob. Can be used in jest and normally is.
Hey fellow whackjob, you can bend down and kiss my shit
by sunless September 5, 2007
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A fraise that maybe used when a group of people jump you, but only used if you don’t fight back. If you don’t fight back and you end up kissing their shoes then you are seen as their bitch.
Person 1: Yo! I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT?!
Person 2: I’m sorry man I don’t wanna fight you
Person 1: THEN KISS MY SHOE OR I KILL YOU!

Person 2: *kisses shoe*

Person 1: YOUR MY BITCH NOW
by Birdy Jew October 5, 2021
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A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.
Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits
by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018
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A term created from the Cobra Starship song Kiss My Sass. It is quite often used when there are adults present and one cannot tell the other to Kiss my ass. It comes in handy and is commonly used with thirteen year old girls who just might be a tad poseur ish
13y o girl: Lyk ommgg I totallyyy stole Hannahss boyfriendd!

Hannah: Kiss my Sass!!
by CassieXCore April 26, 2010
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originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss "in and around" the anal opening. Usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. This phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for "shits and gigs"
Batman once wrote on a picture comment "kiss my ring", as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! It was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!
by Megan-Batman October 17, 2008
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