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Kiefbola 

Kiefbola is a blanket term used for the sensation felt a few minutes after smoking a bowl full of kief. Symptoms vary from person to person, but share some similar symptoms to the Sub-Saharan African Ebola virus. Kiefbola holds no intrinsically negative connotation, so it could be used to describe the euphoric feeling of smoking a bowl of kief as well.

Originates from the Moroccan Arabic word “Kif,” which when translated means joy/pleasure. Kief refers to the pure and clean collection of loose cannabis trichomes, which are accumulated by being sifted from cannabis flowers or buds with a mesh screen or sieve. Like some other cannabis concentrates, it contains a much higher concentration of THC and other psychoactive cannabinoids than that of the cannabis flower from which it is derived. Since it contains a higher level of THC, many consumers choose to add collected kief to their cannabis for a more intense "high"; by the same token, this preparation may induce unwelcome levels of intoxication. The -bola suffix can be traced to the Ebola virus, which is a hemorrhagic fever first discovered in 1976 in a village near the Ebola river, some common Ebola symptoms are red eyes, sore throat, and cough.
Person A: “that bowl of kief was pretty fat man are you okay?”

Person B: stares blankly at the television for a few uncomfortable seconds

Person B: “yeah man you’re right I think I got a pretty big case of kiefbola tonight.”

Person A: “hell yeah dude
1.) Kiefer- a guy who usually acts like he doesn't care but really does. afraid of being hurt, he puts up walls that are hard to climb, but once you make it over it's totally worth it.
2.) a Kiefer always has your back, and knows how to make you feel better when no one else can. he is opionated and will stand up for what he believes in. he doesn't care what other people think and he says what is on his mind. he doesn't like other people very much, especially not immature ones. he likes to be alone, but when you do hang out with him, its some of the best times ever. he never says anything nice (or sorry) unless he really means it. girls secretly have crushes on him, but he seems unnatainable, so they don't go for him. all the girls want to kiss him.

3.) "to pull a Kiefer"- to act like you don't care about anyone or anything, but in reality, you care more than most people do.
4.) Kiefer- a superhero of American background with amazing musical and athletic abilities.
male1-"who's that really funny guy who treats eveyone like crap?"

male2- "oh, that's Kiefer"

girl1- "dayum, whos that sexy guy who is so hilarious??"
girl2- "thats Kiefer. But back off, he's mine"
Kiefer by bigdreamer424 January 30, 2010

Kiefamanjaro 

Not to be confused with Mount Kilimanjaro, Kiefamanjaro is a term referring to someone (typically one of your "bud"dies) who piles a very hefty amount of kief on a bowl filled with cannibus.

Mount Kiefamanjaro is the direct reference to to the mound of kief itself, whereas Kiefamanjaro is what you call the person who created it.
Cheech: Ayy Kiefamanjaro, don't use up all the collection, man!
Chong: Oh sorry man, just didn't wanna be skimpy.

Person 1: Dude you see that? There's so much kief, it's Mount Kiefamanjaro!
Kiefamanjaro by Ganjgirl420 May 16, 2013
Family name of European underworld empire, much like the Mafia. Originally from Germany, the Kieft family has descended into Wales, England, Scotland, Switzerland and Australia. Reputedly having strong connections to the Nazis in Germany in the 1940's, the Kieft family has been suspected of involvment in many European criminal organisations and operations. Convicted Kieft family members include Preston Kieft of the Dublin Ashton Gang, Cyril Kieft (Yorkshire serial killer), Frayer Kieft, and three members of the Kieft-Lancastire family after attempting to infiltrate Scotland Yard. A sector of the Kieft family moved to Australia in the late 1980's, supposedly to escape indictment after the family was suspected of being involved with the human trafficking trade, and having strong connections with the Welsh/Turkan drug trade.
"The Kieft family are an extremely formidable organisation, caution is advised when dealing with them"
Kieft by Domenica Cruz March 30, 2008
When your bowl is so fat and kiefy, that the kief over flows on the edge of the bowl, like salt on a margarita.
"Dude you packed us a mother fuckin' kiefarita!! We're gonna get soooooo baked "
kiefarita by Pablosavage15 July 16, 2017

Kiefering 

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.
Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.
Kiefering by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017