kewl

a way to say or write the word otherwise known as "cool" so as to purposefully annoy Type-A spellers and various authoritarian personality types.

Too bad for Charlie Brown, he just ain't as kewl as Snoopy.

by pockychoc February 28, 2009

kewl

an unnecessary replacement in texting for when a person wants to say something is "cool", normally used in a monotone context.

(texting)

person: whats up

12 year old boy: nm

person: kewl

by morfytheduck June 12, 2019

kewl

A word that only a select few of the worlds most inept people use, mainly losers with an extremely low level of intelligence. Anyone who uses the word in a sentence cannot legally have an IQ above 90.

Jimmy: Hey Billy, you are sOoOoOoOoOoOoO kewl!!!
Billy: LoLz... you are more kewl than I am Jimmy!
Jimmy: Don't be a silly willy Billy, you are way more kewl.
Billy: Maybe you're right, I AM kewl!

by Jake Williams September 05, 2006

kewl

when someone believes they are too cool to say cool like everyone else in the world.

"i am just so damn kewl!"
guy in background:"did that douchebag just say kewl?"

by adri i cant stand derik taylor chugg November 08, 2004

kewl

Online term used to show disinterest in something, used dismissively.
A sort of weak, sarcastic cool

Lamer: I got my dress today for the dance!
Me: Kewl

by Stephen McLeod December 04, 2003

kewl

The uncool way to spell "cool". Commonly used by Internet geeks.

That website is really kewl!

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

kewl

I don't know what's worse - the fact that you need to look this word up or the fact that it was created in the first place. in any case you should shoot yourself in the face.

Some 14 year old whore told me how 'kewl' she was - I found her slaughtering of the language offensive so force fed her a gallon of bleach.

by Suko January 19, 2004