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If you read the word "kewl" instead of "cool," chances are you're actually in the wrong area. Unless it's here, like. AIM and cheapo irc channels are bad for your IQ level.

If you say kewl (seriously and not for some sad irony,) you probably also say "u," "r," "stpd" and stuff like that, and blame it on the fact you want to type faster. If you had a brain, which by this point most people will have worked out you haven't, you'd realise typing kewl is slower than typing cool and is also that you'd learn to type faster if you actually typed whole words.

It'd be nice if noobs would note not to say this word around people with a brain, because it works a little like passive smoking. :(
"lol dude u r kewl can i suki u"
"lol d00d! thats fkn kewl!! lol"
"stfu ur not kewl" (thank fuck for that)
by Techboy July 03, 2006

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