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Usually a small tiny dicked person that girls find awkward. Loves to get hit in the balls. Really tiny dick. Like ridiculously tiny. More of a big clit really.
Kyle: You look good
Girl: You have a jewfro
Kyle: Damn
Girl: Yep
Someone who is unexpectedly good at skiing and likes to pick fights with snowboarders and make little girl jokes with his partner-in-crime but no one hears them.
Snowboarder #1: "Dude Jenno, Jewfro was talking himself up and wanted to fight Westen."
Snowboarder #2: "I thought Jewfro was Westen..."
Jewfro by Pondo ski/boarder July 8, 2010
A curly mop-looking type of hairstyle that Jews consist of. Basically an afro on a Jew. Enough said.
Queer 1: Hahaha! Is that guy's hair a jewfro?
Queer 2: Haha! Yes indeed it is, what a jew.
Queer 1: Oh jews these days :)
That kid has a nice jewfro.
Jewfro by msx6942390 February 25, 2024
a jewfro is when you lose pennies or dimes, only for them to show up in your buddy's afro.
"yo, bro, you seen my pennies?" "nah, dawg, check Goldstein's Jewfro, they always show up there."
Jewfro by 17InchesOfBigfoot September 14, 2025

jewfro samurai 

Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.
Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!

Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)

Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...

Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!