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jerk-off 

Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.
07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
jerk-off by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011
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Jerk-off 

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.
Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?
Jerk-off by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005

Jerk-off 

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
Jerk-off by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

jerk-off 

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.
jerk-off by Energy July 30, 2008

jerk-off 

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
jerk-off by hello~ December 15, 2012

Jerk off! 

Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s
Guys, jerk off!”
*starts jerking*
Jerk off! by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

Jerk Off Bud 

A "Jerk off bud" or "jerk off buddy" is a male associate (can be a friend or just a connection) whose primary connection is to get together and mutually masturbate with. This is not a relationship, gay or lover, just two (or more) normal guys who have regular meetings to jerk-off together and then go about their day, usually not to be spoken of outside the "group jerk" or "circle jerk". Optional "helping hands", watching porn, encouraging the others to edge longer, go twice, or shoot cum further can be involved, but not essential. Generally the person hosting the event provides the porn, lube, towels and tissues if needed.
"I met a new guy at the gym, turns out he's my new jerk off bud in the steam room".
"Hey Billy, I got some new porn, want to be my new jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cool with it".
Jerk Off Bud by JO Bud August 1, 2021