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jerk-off artistsex (-0.467)
1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

by RevelationToRevolution December 27, 2007
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jerk-off artistinternet (-0.970)
Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.
There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010
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