hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

by xXx_MLGNOSCOPERMLG_xXx September 9, 2014

a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.

Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits

by phi December 5, 2004

hobbiting

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

by JeanClaudePignut April 8, 2009

hobbiting

Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.

Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.

by Cdeath January 14, 2009

Hobbit

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009

Hobbits

Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.

Four Hobbits were heroes of Lord of the Rings

by LotRPhan March 8, 2015