Going to Grandmas

The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.

"I'm sorry Grace. I can't do anything tonight because I'm going to my grandma's."

Going to Grandmas by Rabix April 2, 2005

Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

Going To Grandmas by TSM April 5, 2005

My grandmas a turtle 

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

My grandmas a turtle by .Zero. April 30, 2023

Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.

"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."

Going to Grandmas by chefpaul April 6, 2005

My Grandmas Muffins 

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

My Grandmas Muffins by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom

Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

The grandmas bathroom by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

The grandmas bathroom by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025