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Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").
Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.
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GloryHole 

Refers to a pull through parking spot.
“look at that sweet gloryhole! Now we won’t have to back out when we leave”
GloryHole by Mdawgv December 27, 2021

Gloryhole 

The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into
No way this rock has so many gloryholes
Gloryhole by PringleHULK April 27, 2020

gloryhole 

A peephole providing a view into a locker room, changing room, or bathroom.
I wanked it to a fine bitch at my gloryhole yesterday!
gloryhole by xenon June 2, 2003

Reverse Gloryhole 

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.
My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".
Reverse Gloryhole by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

gloryhole 

(n) A hole placed in the side of a pipe or bong. A thumb is placed over it while taking a hit and released just before the use is done inhaling for the purpose of clearing the smoke from the chamber of the device. The location of the glory hole also determines whether a smoking device is intended for "right handed" or "left handed" people.
Charley: Hey Bob, do you know why this pipe I bought at the flea market makes me feel uncomfortable?

Bob: Well for starters you bought a left handed pipe despite the fact that you're right handed.

Charley: Left handed pipe?? please elaborate!!

Bob: Since you're right handed, you prefer to hold the lighter in your right hand while holding the pipe in your left hand. The pipe I originally gave you has the gloryhole located on the left side of the bowl closer to your thumb. This device you bought has the gloryhole on the right side of the bowl, requiring you to either hold it in your right hand, or use your index finger to cover the gloryhole when taking a hit. I'm also right handed and I can assure you whenever I'm smoking with a left handed person, I have difficulty adjusting to their pipes and bongs.

Charley: Shit man, that's wild. I'll definitely take notice of the gloryhole's location next time a buy a smoking device!!!
gloryhole by pippiwood May 8, 2020

GloryholeGuillotine 

An overweight, insecure " Chad " that thinks they're muscular, even though they're not. They fixate on men and women to try and stay relevant. Generally acts superior, though they lack the mental fortitude to keep up in a social setting.
" Who was that person? " - " Oh, that was just a GloryholeGuillotine. "
GloryholeGuillotine by DoopdaPoop October 2, 2021