Farm

A workplace for a guy who wants to fuck chickens but seem legit and trustworthy/hard working.

Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2017

on the farm

When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).

Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!

Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.

by Winafew June 29, 2011

Farms

Someone with fat arms.

Holy fuck, Jonny. Look at the FARMS on that fatty!

by TheBigManWaloper August 05, 2018

Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.

Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"

by B. Jesus May 17, 2008

Farming

The act of "growing" relationships via social network like Facebook or Myspace by "planting" a "seed" and watching it grow. Seed is often a random IM that grows into a conversation which leads to a meeting which ends with a hook up.

I asked my boy where he met all these girls he's been hanging out with and he said he had a successfull day of Facebook Farming

by peterpan425 February 26, 2012

farm

Verb: The act of introducing people in the hopes of a successful hook up; matchmaking.

Dude 1: You totally scored with that awesome chick last night...how did you roll it?
Dude 2: She wasn't even looking at me, then Ray farmed her to me and she was 'bout it all night.

by Raw Dog Diaz October 01, 2005

farm

In RPGs, to repeatedly hunt certain monsters or bosses with the objective of earning a certain item dropped by that foe.

Ugh, I need to farm Dark Huntresses; I want that Lunar Bow.

by Tim Carll February 04, 2007