belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

by 1Icemonkey August 2, 2019

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 16, 2004

donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 July 11, 2008

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 3, 2013

friendly felcher

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

by bob todler October 3, 2009