by GucciGangDab July 07, 2018
Get the Face Time Fartmug. Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 02, 2010
Get the faced of timemug. lemme face time them niggas is what robert the 19 inbred faggot said when he penetrated megan with a hentai tentacle.
by niggerstherealclit July 09, 2017
Get the lemme face time them niggasmug. When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
Get the Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Timesmug. The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008
Get the Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.mug. Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.
by Jeff Ansell April 01, 2008
Get the Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time mug. On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008
Get the face timemug.