An egg is a New Zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumbass, clown or an idiot. However it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. A recent Kiwi movie called "Boy" uses this word several times. It also could be used instead of saying dick. "stop being a dick, bro"
by RohamaNz July 17, 2010

by your mum's climax January 16, 2019

Don't egg my house
by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

A code name often used for someone that is bald/almost bald, this is saying that it (A) looks like you can cook an egg on his head and (B) their head is shaped like an egg.
by Piizza_cake April 18, 2023

by Lucas24709 July 09, 2020
