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Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE

A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
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Set up to the driver 

To get ready to tee off, or jerk off, or even handrive
I get excited when I set up to the driver!
Set up to the driver by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute 

join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

talking to the canoe driver 

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

Tony Drive-Thru

The Tony Drive-Thru is when you drive drunk and crash into somebody's house. The result can end in a possible arrest and can be combined with getting out of the car and raiding the victim's fridge.
She got hammered at the bar and then pulled a Tony Drive-Thru on the way home. She won't be getting out of jail for 8-12 months.
Tony Drive-Thru by Widerman July 21, 2012

towering line drive 

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.
"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

Tombstone Pile-driver 

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.