Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

what the dog doing by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

doing a Claudius 

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

doing a Claudius by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

human doing 

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.

Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!

human doing by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

i should be doing homework 

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

i should be doing homework by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

doing time

to spend time in prison.

A: "Hey man, what' up? where's Jack?"
B: "Oh, don't you know? He's doing time since the cops got him selling drugs."

doing time by Wildflower(F) March 9, 2010

Doing a mickey 

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

Doing a mickey by Crazysteve July 27, 2016