When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere
I kicked the solid looking gnome and then it dissaporated in to the air