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Dissappearing Act 

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.
Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.
Dissappearing Act by Too Blowed March 21, 2004

Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.

Disappearing Salami 

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

disappear 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend stops talking for an extended period of time. Normally 1 day up to 2 weeks.
After Scarlet and Jeffery sat up on the phone all night Jeffery disappeared for a week.

disappear 

what la la la love makes you wish you could do.
''its all my fault,i wish i could just disappear''
disappear by no January 25, 2004

dissaporated 

When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere
I kicked the solid looking gnome and then it dissaporated in to the air