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Party crasher 

An overtly loud, rather large, heavily intoxicated female, often found at large social gatherings such as parties, that will stop at nothing to get in a guy's pants; the classic fat party hoe that tries to rape you and all your friends after only one drink, exposing her true motives. Often times forces herself on small, weak, defenseless males, too timid to resist the heaving rolls of doom. She has a kid, And and really short hair cut, and that's known as the ''destiny'' ad works at McDonald.
The best Example for Party crasher, would be known as the ''destiny hackelman''
Party crasher by 12347anon June 18, 2013
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Tea Party Crasher 

A person who shows up for High Tea without an invitation.
Look at that Tea Party Crasher who just barges into our tea time!
Tea Party Crasher by RayJayYoung January 28, 2019

Wedding Crasher 

To be given a hand job under a table on a public standard, i.e. at a dinner or party.
She was so drunk, she gave me a wedding crasher at Jenna's Sweet 16
Wedding Crasher by Dave Vacc March 15, 2006

B-Day Crasher 

A person who comments on someones Facebook wall when its their birthday, and he/she have no idea who it is.
Kayla: Do you know this "Cody" kid?
Giovanna: No why?
Kayla: He posted "happy birthday" on my wall!
Giovanna: What a B-Day Crasher.
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Ian: I'm bored.
Austin: Lets go B-Day Crashing later.
Ian: Sure.

Carpet Crasher 

A male, or female, player that gets a lot of vagina.
"I wish I was a Carpet Crasher."
Carpet Crasher by Mr. Chipps January 8, 2008

Complaining Crasher Clan

When a group of the same 3-5 girls constantly show up to a party where they are not wanted nor invited. Not only do they just show up, they complain on how cold or how lame the party is and repeatedly say how they want to go home. This posse also complain about how there are no other females present. In addition to showing up unwanted, they usually find there way crashing on one of the bro's beds or couches.

Also known as the CCC
Chad: "Bro did the Complaining Crasher Clan show up?"

Evan: "Of course man, I've never been to a party where the CCC havent showed up."

Chad: "Thats rough bro."

Evan: "Yeah, one of the cunts kept saying how she wanted to go home and watch Gossip Girl."

Random Crasher 

When a person you don't know, shows up at your party and drinks your booze. They are a random person, and no one seems to know who they are.
We were partying and I sit down just to realize there was a Random Crasher in our midst.