Condom

As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina"

They also serve well as water-bombs.

by gribble February 2, 2003

condom

a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out

by mr mcgooglestick February 27, 2005

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 10, 2004

Condom

When you choke, ruin or bottle some activity or test. It is usually used in a negative sense, to indicate despair and failure. Mostly used in the Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Odisha

Zaheer: How was your maths assignment?
Abdul : Condom.

Hukumdev: Tumhra angrezi wala paper kaisa gaya
Mulayam : Condom hoi gawa. Kucho samajh main nahi aya.

by Savarkar April 24, 2020

Condom

trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty

im a g
condom broke 39 times
u wer the lucky one

by miker100 November 9, 2009

condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?

No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18 years...

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

condom

a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.

holly: i don't want your fluid inside me
olly: don't worry! i have a condom!

by yamar September 30, 2009