obnoxious compulsive

When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.

Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."

Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.

by schmuckaneers September 25, 2009

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 1, 2007

compulsive shopper

Being unable to control your need to buy things

My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.

by Nonamezs February 6, 2018

societal compulsion

Irresistible urge to behave a certain way because of societies or social norms or influences.

She drinks because of her societal compulsion.

by BabyVans April 12, 2016

compulsive liar

An ex-boyfriend who tells his knew girlfriend he's a virgin when you remember distincly f*cking him.

Boyfriend:"Honey, I swear I am a virgin!"
Girlfriend:"Well your exfriend says other wise."
Boyfriend:"Uhhhhhh....Well we only did it once"

by 2ey December 26, 2003

Compulsive Lopper

That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.

Lori: Have you met Niole?

Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?

by Lynn V June 18, 2008

Compulsive Shambler

Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).

Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.

Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.

Andrew: Urm gehr wat?

Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.

Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!

Jamie+Mac: Hahaha

by Deep Wang September 11, 2011