A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
A nasty pizza place and arcade for children. The mascot is a creepy mouse that looks like it got ran over. The workers always recycle the left over pizza slices to make new ones. Many child predators can be seen lurking at the tables ready to kidnap someone.
by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019
by MestizoKid October 1, 2018
by Asscrackbitch March 11, 2019
Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
by Minecraft1238 February 20, 2019
Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015