chris

Someone with a huge ear

Wow look at the size of his ear, he must be a chris.

by dannib8 November 19, 2011

chris

young boy who goes to cec that is a really BIG kiss ass to all the teachers he has a girly truck and scared to have fun! MUST BE HOME BEFORE DARK!!!

Your such a chris!!!

by roughrider15 January 24, 2008

chris

He is the most amazing person in the world you can meet. he has an amazing sense of humor and there isnt one moment when you want to stop talking to him. He loves all his friends and isnt afraid to say it.

He will tell any girl he loves them if he truly does. he would never chat on anyone, hes too sweet.

Girl: who do you love?
Me: chris obviously

by thegirlinlove July 19, 2012

chris

A man who will do anything to get a pair, if not multiple pairs, of testicles in his mouth.

Chris really loves waking up with a pair of balls in his mouth.

by charchar88 August 20, 2014

chris

A cool guy who knows how to make people laugh. A Chris is good at almost everything.

A Chris is simply the closest to perfection one can get.

Man, I wish I was more like Chris.

by random0027 May 09, 2014

chris

an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!

chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.

whoa, what a chris!!!

by fitzyforever July 08, 2010

chris

chris is a backstabbing bitch who just wants drama and attention he is a person who should feel guilt for everything he has done to his past friends

chris can go rot in hell.

by prealgebra July 21, 2019