Craffee 

Crappy coffee.

Chris Pirillo had a craffee this morning, he hated it.

Craffee by Thegrig200 April 21, 2013

caffe nerd 

Due to the particular font chosen by Caffe Nero (a large UK Coffee house chain) for their company logo, it is often mistakenly read as 'Caffe Nerd'.

I will meet you at 3.00pm at Caffe Nerd.

The logo speaks for itself!

caffe nerd by Chris Everson May 23, 2006

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

caffeine junkie 

Someone who is addicted to coffee/other caffeinated beverages. Most college students are caffeine junkies.

Kevin: Holy shit, how are you not late to class? You were sending me snaps at 5 am last night!
Student 2: Drank 5 cups of coffee.
Kevin: Caffeine junkie...

caffeine junkie by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

chafe strafe 

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

chafe strafe by geek.neo September 27, 2010

Caffeine Crackie 

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

Caffeine Crackie by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007