1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears
1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.
by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004
John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.
Tony: Whats her biff like?
John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.
Tony: Whats her biff like?
John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.
by DizzleDazzle June 6, 2005
you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.
"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"
by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009
While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.
by Mr. Jeff Westside October 6, 2017
"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"
by amos quito May 2, 2005
by John Plato June 12, 2008
by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009