Buying Greenland 

1) An absurd or bizarre idea.

2) An expression describing the behavior of a person whose mental faculties have left them.

When the president says things like, "I'm the King of Israel!", just know that he's really just Buying Greenland.

Buying Greenland by seudokode August 21, 2019

Buying Credit

The modern day information age version of the old, "I'm off to buy a pack of cigarettes"
generally this means the person in question is never to be seen again.

Todd : Alright Andrew, after this game of pool, ill verse you.

Andrew : Yeah alright, i just have to duck out and buy some credit first.

*10 minutes later*

Brodie : Todd dude, were never seeing him again.

Todd: Ohhhhhhh, he was buying credit, damn.

Buying Credit by Andyroo619 October 17, 2008

buying flowers 

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

buying flowers by eeeeek!!:D December 7, 2009

Buying Rims 

When two coworkers go and buy rims together, this is code for hanging out and giving one another rim jobs.

Hello all, John and I are going to be buying rims on Saturday.

Buying Rims by Niceones12345 May 3, 2011

Buying Tables 

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

Buying Tables by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

buying lines 

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.

Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.

buying lines by Goosebuster April 25, 2016

buying kitkats 

Actually means to fuck (Have sex with) someone

Do I have your consent to buying Kitkats?

buying kitkats by SomeoneEvenMoreRandom July 3, 2017