call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy June 25, 2007

Broker Joel Stuff

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

by Broker Things December 14, 2022

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Law BROKER

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.

I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.

by bjtutall June 13, 2021

stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

sugar broker

Crack Dealer or Prostitute.

I'll hook you up bro, let me call my sugar broker.

by Big Poppa 87 November 6, 2014

Body Broker

A Person Who Buys/sells human body parts or cadavers.

Person 1: Remember Eli From School?

Person 2: Yeah, Didnt he get arrested for being a "Body Broker"?

by IIDottore April 17, 2023