boredom

when you are so bored that you end up literally making a definition for bordem on the urban dictionary

harriet: today i went to billie eilish’s pop up shop then i had a picnic then i went to a party

me: today i got so full of boredom i write a definition for it in the urban dictionary

by 🌻🖤🌫💧🧸 May 28, 2019

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 23, 2015

boredom

SCHOOL

"boredom is school," Jessica said
"I agree said 2.2 billion

by LinuxHDTV December 2, 2020

boredom

when you so done with shit that you make stuff like this

Karen: Wow im so bored
Jenny: that's called boredom. you should make a list of dumb things aHa

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by bullyhunter420 March 18, 2020

boredom

Boredem is what leads to excessive Masterbation to every attractive teacher you knew.

I am so suffering from boredom right now, I think I'll whip out that yearbook picture of Ms. Jane.

by Christopher Sanders November 18, 2005

boredom

This is a terrifying thing to talk about, I personally have traveled a great length to share this with you all. It is something that spreads like a virus and can affect anyone. At the moment, there is no cure. Just distractions that will slow down the effect. Statistically speaking, almost 100% of people who have died have been bored (the way you refer to someone suffering from boredom) which eventually lead to their death. Boredom has cost many people their lives since it can also cause something many people refer to as "I was bored so I did something stupid...now my leg is broken".

As you can see, boredom has caused many, many deaths and countless injuries. If you find yourself with boredom just go and distract yourself.

Distractions recommended by doctors: YouTube, Drawing, Driving a car underage, Swimming, Tormenting your younger siblings, Writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, Messing with Wikipedia, and many more. To find out more visit clickclickclick.click

To support research on this supposedly incurable virus, please like and protect yourself and others from this disease.

Person 1: I am sooooo bored
Person 2: OMG!!! I better call the ER!!
Person 1: Eventually dies at some point in life
News Reporters: Another death that might have been caused by BOREDOM

by the better {anonymous} June 25, 2019

boredom

When facebook or myspace isn't working.

Since boredom has occured, i now have to go on Twitter.

by MiloDear April 13, 2010