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Boobs

The things men want because (most) can't have them.

Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much?
Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.

Boobs by KittyKat2013 April 5, 2010

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If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all

"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"

Boobs by Jijjii June 28, 2009

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Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

boobs by Adrian August 2, 2007

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she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

boobs by jonas.h July 6, 2008

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boobs by condombanana November 2, 2020

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Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

boobs by The Male Man December 24, 2008

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