Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

by The Real Driller October 07, 2018

Wise Cannon

A demeaning term that is worse than being called a "wise guy", but isn't as bad as being called "a young whipper snapper."

Why i oughta give that wise cannon a knuckle sandwich to remember!

by KnuckleSandwichBoy June 20, 2011

Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

by crd79 January 14, 2008

Urban-Wise

A person who adds hell of a lot of badass urban words!

ZOMG PWNAGE!! You defined OMGWTFBBQ, teach me plix!
WTF, lmao n!!00b i just got h4x0rz skillzz at being urban-wise!!

by ChrisO'Neat May 11, 2010

wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008

morgan wise

She is very amazing and the kindest person you will ever meet. She is always patient and understanding. Morgan will always help with your problems. It is a pleasure to know her and to be able to call her a friend.

That girl is such a Morgan wise.

by \B/ July 03, 2015

a word to the wise

Used when one is about to give someone advice or a warning.

A word to the wise— do not listen to toxic friends!

by skyxhighx March 08, 2021