A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.
by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020
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Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011
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when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.
My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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When your so bad at anything you do your friends call you out on it constantly
Why the fuck is my reverse gear neutral your ass and cheese at driving stick peter
by Whyland October 21, 2020
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Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
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The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018
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