A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020
Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011
when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
by Whyland October 21, 2020
Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018