Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 24, 2017

alternative fact

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

by Tanghot July 25, 2017

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

by Chi-Dino April 14, 2017

Alternative fact

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

by TheHumbleDuck September 2, 2017

alternative facts

Trump's having "won" the 2020 election, coronavirus being "under control", the stability of his genius.

"There are alternative facts" Kellyanne Conway warned us in the beginning, and who could have guessed how many there would be.

by Monkey's Dad December 2, 2020

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017