almighty rebuttal

when one shits in the shower then lays down on their stomach and proceeds to obliterate the shit down the drain with ones face , until it has all washed down and away
yo i really gotta shit but i’m in the shower , i might just almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i used the shower and did the almighty rebuttal
by showershitter420 January 12, 2020
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Bruce Almighty

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.
1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.
by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012
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The Lord Almighty

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?
by Yert 69 January 09, 2020
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almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 17, 2022
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Bruce Almighty

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit
1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!
by Jonni S March 18, 2004
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Burn Almighty

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.
Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!
by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005
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god almighty

Used to express disbelief,disgust,ridicule,or appallment.
"God almighty, what was that?!"
"God Almighty, put your pants back on!"
"God almighty, you've been late 3 times this week!"
"God Almighty,stop sitting around and get a job."
by freddyg November 01, 2005
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