When a person shits and pisses at the same time.
Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.
by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009
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A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014
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n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.
"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"
by Andy27 May 13, 2007
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(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.
I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.
by UIC123 November 25, 2009
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a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass
"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"
by kevin from boston September 28, 2009
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Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.
Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"
by nukenabber December 31, 2005
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Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
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