ZJ

a ZJ as mentioned in the movie "Beerfest" is actually a zitjob. the object is to find the biggest zit on a persons body, pop it, suck out the puss and snowball (or spit) back into the other persons mouth

pop suck spit gulp enjoy your zj if you can afford it

by saskapoon October 27, 2006

ZJ

While hanging upside down, get a blowjob, listen to a Zune mp3 player, and record it on your phone.

I got the best ZJ ever last night

by Papa Foles February 8, 2008

ZJ

A ZJ, also known as a Zoom Job, is when your dirty mistress services you, and gets the hell outta there before your significant other can catch you.

I got an amazing ZJ last night, but I almost got caught!

by frodobaggins November 6, 2006

ZJ

When a girl bends over and puts her arms between her legs and a guy grabs them and yanks up making the girl do a front flip enabling her head to zip directly into his crotch.

http://break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html
this is a video displaying what would be a ZJ if the dude was nude.

by fantasticskeetskeet July 18, 2008

ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

by Tha Pyngwyn October 9, 2007

ZJ

A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as Mike Z

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

by Murt Z November 25, 2004

ZJ

From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ!"
"I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat!"

by hppp August 11, 2008